Beethoven's symphony No. 3 is entirely underrated.

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Two pieces of bacon plus two carrots equals a totally acceptable dinner

Wishing I could tell starving, emaciated 1997-me spurred on by heroin-chic image-laden media that in 2021 my genetically muscular thighs would be all the rage - it would have saved my family like 20k and weeks of in-patient visits.

Adding Edith Piaf to my puppy's artists-to-sing-along-with list. Discerning, this one 💖

Only a few more weeks of this damn economics course, thank god. Because I really need a nice weeklong break from my 24/7 raging hatred of capitalism.

Hey duolingo, don't harass me if you're not planning on actually loading today, hmmmm?

I thought Aquaman wasn't turning out to be worth my time but then heard Julie Andrews' voice coming from a giant sea monster and was like, ok, it's fine.

I just read an article in the Guardian stating that the human race is on track to be unable to conceive without medical intervention by 2045 b/c of to hormone disruption by plastics so that's crazy. Though not entirely unexpected.

FINAL QUARTER STARTED OMG SCHOOL CAN FUCK OFF AFTER THIS!!!

Choral masses, death metal...I don't really care what diety you're praying to as long as it sounds good.

Oh hi Czech hurdy gurdy tunes, where have you been all my life?!

Finally getting around to watching the 2019 Cats and yes, yes this is just...weird.

Started lifting (easing into it), after two years of chronic-illness-induced atrophy and apparently muscles never forget because my body said to my FINGERS "hey girl, let's hypertrophy" and my fingers were like "Sure, her engagement ring has wiggle room anyway let's get STACKED!"

I was recently informed Mozart wrote a canon in B major to the lyrics "Leck mich im Arsch" and I couldn't be more happy with any other bit of knowledge, right now.

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