July 18th Ace Hotel 7pm.

There should be a button in Uber’s app that you press to alert your driver not to talk to you.

My Uber driver is listening to a audiobook. Like niggah atleast rewind to the beginning of the chapter.

If I ever see a person reading a newspaper while leaning on a light post I’m yelling out Narc.

Ashton Kutcher tweeted that you "must see it to believe"

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It shall be lit

Comedian? I thought I was hosting a TED talk.

Nah yo .

Who want the smoke?

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People have been talking whole heaps of trash about my Uno rules instagram.com/p/ByVUQBrgPs9/

Shoutout to Timbaland for being the first person to use saliva as an ad lib and instrumental. True genius.

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#Oscars Now Chris Rock must channel his #dlhughley and double down.