Colorado police officer parked car on railway crossing during traffic stop, seriously injuring the female suspect when a train hit

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Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.

We’re so screwed

And so somehow we’ve designed a system where a single rich idiot can sink an industry because strangers on the internet hurt his feelings.

one of those stories in three tweets

Literally everyone posting on the bird app now

Achievement Unlocked: OK gramps Finish a bottle of Advil before the expiration date.

Update: The Twitter wildfire is at 44 billion acres and 0% contained.

In the documentary I Know That Voice, Kevin Conroy tells this unforgettable story about working at a food relief station in Manhattan in the days after 9/11. It’s one of my favorite stories he told about the power of his talents. Rest In Peace Mr. Conroy

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

Hail! 🤣 #HTTC

If you never experienced the Firehose API, you missed the most amazing part of the bird site. It was like a steady stream of consciousness of the entire Internet *in realtime* Nothing has and likely never will replace that. Amazing work from the people that built this 👏

This upcoming presidential campaign season is going to be wild but will unfortunately end with DeSantis putting the final nail in the fascism coffin

American workers are earning just 12 cents more now than in the 1970s, when adjusted for inflation, per CNBC.

I would have been so starstruck