If Bronte doesn’t spill the beans. Imma lose my shit. #MAFSAU

Harrison “for the bin” #MAFSAU

Shannon is dead set evil. Get fucked #MAFSAU

#MAFSAU is Harrison just Jean Paul from bad sisters #BadSisters

With nearly every catch that goes a particular way in the past, I can see both sides of the argument, and I’m just happy if it goes our way and pissed if it doesn’t. Like any good patriot should be. Not todayHere’s a thought experiment for you. If I hold a stick 1/2 #Ashes2023

And drag it on the ground am I not still in control of the stick. It’s still in my grip. But if I drag a stick and it gets caught, or I stub my toe and drop the stick, I have now lost control of the stick. 2/2 #Ashes2023

Carey disgustingly holding onto that skied shot that Stokes didn’t even intend to hit there. Ugly Aussies. #Ashes

“Ben Stokes take a bow, one of the great innings in #Ashes histo-…” “Yeah well he’s out now and they lost.”

Ravi Ashwin tweets on Bairstow Run-out and carey smartness #Ashes23 #ENGvsAUS #Ashes2023

What a cheat 🙄. Typical hypocrites. #ashes2023 (I am aware that we are also hypocrites)

Short memories it would seem. And Stuart Broad taking the high road!?? 🤔🤔🤔 foxsports.com.au/cricket/the-as…

So the three MCC members suspended for their behaviour in the Long Room are (and I kid you not)... BartholomewFrinton-Smythe Humphrey Wigbert-Porter Quinten Breckenridge They're just taking the piss now, aren't they? It's like a Monty Python sketch! 🤣#ENGvsAUS #Ashes23

#ashes2023 the hypocrisy is always ripe. We’re as bad as each other. Now let’s get on with it.

#Ashes2023 all this “cheats” nonsense. Look up “ball tampering”. Every country is cheat. Now move on. And quit this “holier-than-thou” bullshit.

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People keep saying the umpires we walking off. Does look like he’s moved an inch to me. #Ashes2023

Wisden @telecricket When it suits.........

Riddle me this one England. Was Chris in control of his body when the ball touches the ground here. Don’t get me wrong. I think this is out. But so was Starc’s. #Ashes2023

Lots of people saying there’s a big difference. You’re right. Marnus was watching the game. #Ashes2023