Only one thing could get me to tweet after a 2.5 year absence: The arrival of Her Grace’s magnificent book. If you haven’t read it yet, I insist you waste no further time. It is wonderful. Here is our review, in photo form. We love you, Duchess Goldblatt

I never thought I’d say this but: wow Twitter you’re making me feel better today.

It turns out if you stay away from Twitter for the better part of three years you sort of do forget how to tweet. I feel like a semi-feral cat or something.

Hi friends. Been a while since you had a Lumpy update so here you go: After 5.5 years I’ve finally accepted that he’s actually two cats in a cat costume.

Leah Reich

This one’s for darth™ and Duchess Goldblatt ❤️ I thought you’d both like to see Lumpy’s serious poop face before Twitter shuts down

retweeting myself on this hell site because I want y’all to come join me on substack before I end up deleting my account altogether ❤️‍🔥

Join me in leaving the system entirely!! Or just read my newsletter.

I’m supposedly taking a social media break but I am dying over here because I need to scream CARLOS ALCARAAAAAZZZZZZ

I don't know how many people use this site and see my tweets but if you do, please read and subscribe to my newsletter!!

I regret to report that I can, in fact, still log into this website

I've been off this weird website for so long that I don't know if I shared that I'm writing again. Doing a substack, and here's my latest one. It's one I've wanted to write for a long time so please read and subscribe if you can! leahreich.substack.com/p/sobbing-on-t…

ok before I deactivate this thing for good, can anyone who's still here please come join me at bsky.app/profile/ohheyg… I will see you there!

Sorry I’m behind on this news cycle but I’ve had the flu for a week.

Since I moved I’ve thought a lot about friendship. I ❤️ this @CiaoSamin essay on tofu & people who show up for you. nytimes.com/2018/01/11/mag…

Here’s some Lumpy for you, or as Brian Phillips described him “like a Hershey’s Kiss in a cat costume, yet somehow noble.”