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And why was that?

The Valkyrie shrugs her shoulders. “It’s fine. I thought being King would involve many more valiant battles rather than signing documents and shaking hands… but I suppose I can’t complain.”

Yes, it’s something I’ve had to get used to as King.

“C’mon, can’t take a joke?”

I’m a Valkyrie. I’ve always been wise. It was the drinking that fogged my brain.

Good then.

The Valkyrie arched an eyebrow. “Really? Guess we ought to open a shop on New Asgard then…”

The Valkyrie nods. “I appreciate that.” “Oh yeah? Please, do enlighten me of your adventures…”

Oh this should be good.

Kings don’t back down from a fight.

Why… are you smiling at me like that…

Wrestling? How juvenile.

The Valkyrie furrows her brows. “What do you mean, ‘eons’?”

Vibin~

She sighs. “Really?”

I’ve been told by some Midgardians that this is… “rizz”?

The Valkyrie pinches the bridge of her nose. “Loki…. If you enjoy having all of your limbs, you will cease this immediately.”