Markets on the naughty list. Charts flatter than last year’s turkey. Influencers still promising “Q1 fireworks” like it’s a stocking filler. All I want for Christmas is one week without bollocks. Bah. Humbug. 🎄🍺 $GOG #CryptoChristmas $Shido

Oi, you lot of crypto mugs still pretending Santa's gonna fill your bags with moonshots while the market's deader than a turkey on Boxing Day, Merry bloody Christmas — another year of "just one more dip" and "diamond hands" turning into sweaty palms as everything goes tits up.

Christmas miracle? Bollocks. Market’s thinner than wrapping paper, liquidity’s gone home for turkey, and the same moonboys are shouting “reversal” after a 2% candle. Back in my day, we called this a holiday trap. Enjoy the mince pies — we’re still building. $GOG

Oi, you lot of crypto mugs still nursing your hangovers from Christmas while the market sits there like a turkey carcass nobody wants to touch, Bitcoin's wobbling around like a pissed uncle at a wedding, George's Football Card is live in the group. 32 teams, $1 USDC a pop, max

Oi, you lot of bored sods scrolling through your feeds looking for something to do, George's pub is open — proper games, proper banter, no crypto moonboy bollocks. Football card running now — pick your teams, $1 a pop, winner takes the pot. Rumours when the chat goes quiet —

Oi, you lot of lazy sods still nursing hangovers or pretending to be productive on New Year's Eve, George's pub is open — football card's waiting for teams, $1 a pop, winner takes the pot. Sunday Mega Quiz coming — proper questions, real prizes, me roasting your daft answers

Oi, you lot of hungover wrecks still pretending last night's fireworks fixed your miserable lives, Happy bloody New Year — another lap round the sun, same old bollocks, but at least George's pub is open and serving proper games. Football card running — pick teams, $1 a go,

Listen up, you miserable lot hiding behind your screens, George's pub ain't your average Telegram bore-fest full of charts, shills, and "wen lambo" whinging. We've got real games running: Football card — $1 a team, scratch for the winner. Dead-chat rumours — buy pints to make

Oi, you lot of lazy sods still faffing about like tomorrow's just another day to sit on your arses. George's Sunday Mega Quiz is tomorrow, 3 PM sharp, $1 entry, real prizes, me roasting every daft answer you mugs give live in voice. This ain't your boring crypto nonsense, it's

Oi, you lot of crypto mugs still pretending the new year means anything while Bitcoin sits there like a stubborn drunk refusing to buy the next round, The market's flatter than a pint left out overnight. Alts bleeding quietly, everyone's "just HODLing" looking more desperate

Oi, you lot of crypto mugs still pretending this rally's the real deal while Bitcoin flirts with $93k like a tease who never commits. The market's up today, BTC touching $93k, ETH over $3k, alts tagging along, all because some geopolitical drama in Venezuela's got traders

Oi, George still thinks its 2023 and Solana is going to hit 50p this Friday! The daft old git has lost his marbles. Elon Musk come get your clown. t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit

Sunday reminder for the hard of thinking. Quiz night’s on. Football cards are live. George’s patience is not. Turn up, have a laugh, or stay on X arguing with strangers about charts. Your call. 🍺⚽ $GOG t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit That’ll do the job. Consistent, on-brand, mildly

Oi, you bunch of delusional bagholders — gather round while I pour one out for Bitcoin, because it's doing its usual bipolar dance again. 88k now, eh? Up a cheeky bit from 86k like it’s trying to convince us it’s still got its shit together, but down from 97k last week like a

Quiet on X because there’s nothing worth shouting about. Market’s dull. Noise merchants still loud. We’re building anyway. That’s the tweet. $GOG t.me/TheGrumpyOldGit

Market crashed ❌ Dreams crashed ❌ But don’t worry — we got double shifts now. 🍟💸😿😹 McDonald's shido.io 💎✊️🥷🚀

Grumpy Old Git 👍💎✊️

Sunday Roast ☕📉 Crypto traders last week: “We’re so back.” Crypto traders today: refreshing charts like it’s going to apologise. Market drops 10% and suddenly every ‘long-term investor’ remembers they were only here for a quick flip. Relax, go for a pint! $GOG 🍺