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The Office Painter πŸ€

@officepainter

I paint miniature warriors during my lunch break at work. DILF. he/him.

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calendar_today20-04-2018 20:54:11

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A short piece on why women miniatures (and other lesser represented groups of people) totally have a place on the tabletop, it's really not a big deal. ✌️

A short piece on why women miniatures (and other lesser represented groups of people) totally have a place on the tabletop, it's really not a big deal.

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Just throwing this out there, some of you need to take a wee breather, maybe engage the slightly more detached part of your brain before you go absolutely fucking mental about something.

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This Dr Disrespect thing needs a kunt and the gang style jaunty tune to explain it all πŸŽ΅πŸ€“ youtu.be/c7doNO9e8d4?si…

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Just think if I was going to find a person to take out a political enemy, I’d probably hire someone who doesn’t look like he’d be knocked over by a strong breeze πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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I honestly think the best thing in the year of our lord, 2024, is mentioning going to their local ECU remapper and getting the pops, bangs etc on a 1.4 VW Polo TFSI and driving it past my flat every night. I’m joking obviously it sounds fucking shite.

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I am still alive. Been committed to getting this track car running, with some degrees of success. Painting will come back into focus as soon as I work out how to fix a track rod end πŸ˜‚ #trackcar #racing #warhammerc

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I just paid my bill in a restaurant and was about to leave when a little kid came up to me and said my mummy says your glasses look funny. I told him tell your mummy she's a cunt, he did of course. Not proud of myself but they were my new glasses.

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Got an invite to the #GoodwoodRevival and can’t tell if my outfit makes me look like a gritty 50’s noir style cop or one of the goons from Tin Tin. If I see a white dog it’s getting volleyed into someone’s window.

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The last year has been proper, proper shit. But I feel like I’ve really grown as a person. I now feel immensely guilty when I park in the disabled bays to pick my daughter up from Gymnastics and I see those poor bastards hobbling by #growth #positivity #etc