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Private Equity VP CEO who missed budget

One of these days he's gonna go missing and we'll know why

HR is a crazy concept. take all the theatre kids and make them the extrajudicial stazi / hall monitor priestly class of every organization. how did they gain so much power?

"You better not be romanticizing your solitude" Me:

You act surprised. We are reaping what you sowed. This is what happens when a Prime Minister spends 9 years pushing toxic woke identity politics, dividing and subdividing people by race, gender, vaccine status, religion, region, age, wealth, etc. On top of driving people apart,

Cluseau Investments You have won best post of the day. Shall we suggest this as a policy update for Wells Fargo in the 2025 proxy? “Management strongly recommends shareholders vote AGAINST this proposal”

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

Michigan enters The Horseshoe to “The Beast” from Sicario. Cinematic 🔥〽️

when the waitress says “anything else I can get for you”, so u know she’s feeling u

This is the hardest sports edit I’ve ever watched

Montage of criminals begging for “cite and release” but they’re told: “This is Orange County, not LA.”

Senator Sanders, As a Californian, I respectfully ask you to delete this post. No Californian thinks climate change dried up the fire hydrants and canceled the fire insurance. Read the room.

Nothing will radicalize a "Blue Dog" Democrat as much as the Building Permit process... Hello, is Bob around? No. Bob retired. I'm the new Building Inspector. Oh, that's too bad. Bob helped me build an addition. He'd help on the weekends then have a couple beers.

Realist thing an animated character ever said