The twilight zone tried to warn us.

Gonna def tell my kids I was Kurt Cobain

Thrilled to be speaking at Iowa State University today. iowastatedaily.com/news/iowa-stat…

Hard time of year for a lot of folks. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255. A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.

I see you looking at me Monday and you can go right ahead and fuck off

In L A, you get the finger for politely letting someone into your lane. Also, fuck L A.

What’s your haunted house story?

In a long empty hallway Cheeto dust in my hair Warm burp of burritos, rising up through the air Up ahead in the kitchen I saw a flickering light Hot Pocket in the microwave It's my third one tonight

How to medical

i dreamt that if you looked at the sky through a particular filter, a gigantic celestial mosaic of artwork became visible, spanning the horizons, shockingly revealing the existence of god. but the drawings were really crude and everyone was gravely concerned that god was stupid

giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable me: that won't be necessary

Seen this on FB thought it was pretty cool. 🤘🤘 *not my work or photo*

My granny crochet cape reminds me of cigarettes and brown ashtrays. Isn't it great? 😍

Should I be tie-dying something? I feel like I should be tie-dying something