FINALLY. IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS

Back off buddy! It’s MY turn!

REY’S PREGNANT?

I will throw hands with you.

LUKE SAID IT

For the first time in what just might be a decade, Han isn’t up to any antics or making bad decisions first thing in the morning. Instead, he’s laying wrapped up in 5 blankets and glaring at the ceiling of his bunk.

Looks at him in return.

How are you being a jackass ALREADY? You ( just ) woke up!

“Are you trying to attack me? I don’t think you’re doing it right, pal. . .”

Ooooo you wanna kiss me so bad

[makes kissy noises at him]

I’m, like, thirty-ish. You’re most definitely grown.

You’re older than I am—

but you ARE

Gives @FXRCEINDUCED_ a sloppy kiss on the forehead.

“Hey, Starboy.” Han drops a kiss on the crown of Luke’s head, draping his arms over the blonde’s shoulders. “You miss me while I was away?”

“Of course I did, baby,” Han says smoothly, reaching to thread a hand in Luke’s soft hair. “My trip was just about as easy going as any other. I even had time to make a decent amount of credits on the side.”

Is that so? Or can you just not hear me because you’re old and you have hearing loss?