🧵 Let's tackle an unfortunate quirk of Astro's node SSR builds: dynamic imports Astro leaves a lot of performance on the table by using these, while they're not necessary* on Node builds. Let's dive into the transforms I've used to test that, and the results.

I may have just discovered the first programming language to be promoted with AI bro levels of marketing (this is their actual trailer) youtube.com/watch?v=8RP13Y…

i'm not even out of my early 20s yet but i feel so fucking old already

Samus Aran is back! Metroid Prime 4: Beyond will be released on #NintendoSwitch in 2025. #MetroidPrime4 #NintendoDirect

my honest opinion to the dantes tarzaned drama

holy shit they fixed yandere dev

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I made a #Frenchcore remix of the #Worlds2024 anthem (I'm still beginner music producer so don't expect much :p) soundcloud.com/marvin-meow/he…

No, Discord's database was not hacked and then leaked, as some media outlets would have you believe. All claims are based on this half-assed post by a script kiddy on a clearnet "hacker" forum, which is a whole nothing burger about someone allegedly phishing a Discord employee.

discord is dropping a big e-sex update soon

We're proud to announce we're finally serving a C&D to Pokémon Showdown #PokemonDirect

is this ramadan thing some new tiktok challenge

e-dating on discord is so fucking back

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Guess who Riot Games just shot #leaguetwt