makes my head hurt

Thinking about doing a "fullstack performance tuning" office hours stream, bring your website/app and we can talk about what you can do to make it faster. Would this be interesting to anyone?

Hey hey! Looks like I'm influencer enough to get in on Wix's controversial campaign against #WordPress - a thread! (1/23)

Drupalcon this week! What's been your favorite session, or which ones are you looking forward to?

Congratulations to #PantheonHero @volkswagenchick! Well deserved👏👏👏

We’re presenting right now with Pantheon at DrupalCon Chicago 2026 on the benefits green websites have on our world. Make sure to check out these tools and resources so you can better understand your website’s carbon footprint and how to make it better: #LetsGreenTheWeb

Video will be up in ~24hrs if you missed it :)

My three year olds are getting a leg up on their internet acronyms apparently

Designer: Client insisted we add this widget to the page even though it didn’t fit. Me: 🤔

Why did I wonder if Smarter Every Day helped with this? 😁 Scientists shot tardigrades out of a gun at more than 2,000 mph to see if the critters could survive businessinsider.com/tardigrades-su…

i told my housemate the vaccine knocked me out and he said "ah yes, set pfizers to stun" and friends, i am ANGRY

Mobile web - time to get it together

"We have a lot of conviction in where this industry is going and our customers’ needs are pretty apparent." Read a letter from our CEO Zack Rosen on what $100M in Series E funding means for Pantheon, our customers, and our community. ow.ly/rf7850Fvksd

The Software Report recently named Pantheon a Top 100 Software Company.✨ We’re honored to appear alongside long-standing industry leaders as we work towards finding a better way for web teams to come together and create extraordinary digital experiences. pantheon.io/press/pantheon…

Misheard regression testing as aggression testing today 🤔🤣

To my #1 podcast of 2021, No Dumb Questions: thank you for keeping me company on Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/5gCTSMHzL…

Cut some trees in Bowling Green

The baby icon is confusing me, are we supposed to drop them? Betting the icon looks different on different devices

Mom: "you have three firetrucks, you don't think that's enough?" 4yrold: "I want one more because I'm four and then I'll have four" Mom: "what will you do when you're ninety?" 4yrold: "then I'll have too many toys!"

Hanging out with all the cool Drupal people #dcavl