No woman will ever break my heart like FC Barcelona

Everyone hating on Jeff Bezos wedding but I ordered on Amazon at 10pm last night and it's at here at 9am this morning Enjoy your wedding king

How my Drake playlists look at me when I play anything else

"i don't care if we miss the trailers" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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“Dad, can you teach me how to play fantasy football?”

dudes be 27 saying "what's the move tonight" bro go accumulate capital

circle is so small that when phone rings i know it’s scammers

en Etiopía están así ahora mismo

Que insoportable la gente que solo va al gym a posar en el espejo sus 2 gramos de músculo

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

construction workers after blocking off 3 lanes of traffic just to do nothing for 5 years

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

Literal la comida perfecta

Bojack Horseman me va a causar una crisis existencial

Las canciones de High School Musical son certified hood classic