Deeply lol that his autocorrect skips 'come' and goes directly to......

German chancellor Olaf Scholz repeatedly told a robot to go faster, was completely ignored

Everyone involved in mainstreaming this headline format should be in jail

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Realized too late that I didn't have any butter last night so I folded ricotta into my mashed potatoes and served it with my chestnut ragu..... sometimes I scare myself

Update: they have now banned us from speaking Irish (the official language of an EU state) and told us we’re not allowed to be anywhere near the Bundestag

None of you are qualified to compare anything or anyone to fine wine

We teach Swifties to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller

I get that Furniture For All has been on hiatus for AGES because of a million things in my life but it's soooo funny how they made a corporate version of it while I was out

Who cares if someone brings their kid to the pub. When will we talk about how rude it is when someone brings their PARTNER to the pub without warning

If you are a people pleaser then why is no one happy to see you