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Today we'll be launching prizes for the year's: laziest day; purplest buddleia; tallest lego castle; succinctest off-side rule explanation; broadest dog; most calorific bar or roll: most dog-earned broad bean; wheatiest bran; saltiest comeback. Nominations open now

Have you read a book of poetry this year you liked? Then nominate it for the 'Not the Not the Booker' prize, which is apparently now a thing.

Who's the best poet to read on your Monday morning commute? Sylvia Plath? John Berryman? Anne Sexton? Crane? Celan? Mayakovsky?

Only a few days left to NOM. I. NATE. your favourite books of poems from the last year.

⚡️⚡️⚡️ NOMINATIONS CLOSE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Give us a RT to widen the pool, would you?

Good morning! Nominations for the 2018 and inaugural NOT THE NOT THE BOOKER are now closed! I'm going to have a cup of coffee and then tabulate us the results!

2. LONGLIST. The longlisted books are available to view at notthenotthe.wixsite.com/notthenotthebo… - get acquainted. You must now vote for THREE books by commenting on this thread. *You must choose books from three different publishers.* Votes will be accepted until 15th September. Go!

Check out the longlisted titles and vote for your favourite three!

3. SHORTLIST. notthenotthe.wixsite.com/notthenotthebo… … - Vote by replying to this tweet - Please choose EXACTLY TWO TITLES. *Different publishers* - Include a 'review' of one of those two titles, of as many chars as possible without spilling into a thread - Closing: midnight of 12th October

The deadline's for this is not *not* the 12th Oct aka 👾 LESS THAN A WEEK TO VOTE 👾