Kegs, eggs, and spread the legs

With the first pick in the 2022 Elrosa Pressbox Karoake Draft, we select Riley Lenarz

It’s really coming down, cats and dogs. Meow

The beer shits are like trying to wipe a marker.. just never comes off.

It takes 5 wipes to know you only needed 4.

The Saints brought their hitting shoes tonight (see below) and hang on to the Keg after beating Spring Hill 11-1 in 7 innings. The Saints 7 produces 7 runs. Gavin Kampsen walks it off with a 1B in the bottom of the 7th.

If you want to be liked by everybody then drive an ice cream truck

I would blow bubbles in her bubble bath…

You toss a piranha to sharks and the sharks just gobble it up

They bring the varsity chicken out for weddings.

By the end of the night we’re going to think toothpaste is astronaut food.

Enick just threw that to Wompa Illies’ house…

Sex is just like pizza… you have bad pizza, but hey it’s still good

I’d do it on second base but her cheeks might get a little raw from the agralime

You would argue with Jesus on Christmas!

Home beers don’t count…

If you focused on getting a piece of ass as much as you focused on other people’s grammar you’d be swimming in pussy

Most teams offer garbage cans where fans sit… other teams get mad when you spend $300 on beer and don’t pick up the cans afterwards