Gonna raise a can of blue rat my man Sean Lock. RIP

Its about time Britney Spears was released from that conservatory. It's tiny..

Day 237, fake Liam crushed and snorted the last peanut.. Liam Gallagher

Your welcome.

Cliff Richard has had number 1 hits across 5 decades, which goes to show people have always had bad taste.

Universal Credit sounds like a sci-fi currency. space kids call 'em "creds"

Paul Gascoigne spotted walking down Whitehall toward Number 10, brandishing tiger bread and fishing poles.

NTN Breaking update: live reaction from Thomas Tuchel after Chelsea boot...

I have replaced Grant Schapps as Home Secretary... I resign as Home Secretary.

Stanley Johnson showing signs of confusion.

RIP Bruce

Breaking Update: Punxsutawney Phil Caught Accepting Bribes. Shames Office.

46 years and I still haven't had the opportunity to use the word "behove/behoove" in a conversation.

The King chooses his main course while wearing the ancient ceremonial garlic naan

Is that a euphemism?

OO7bladi-OO7blada thanks. #JamesBondInSongOrFilm

Breaking Solstice News.

In preparation for hit film Minority Report, Tom Cruise trained to hold his breath for an extended period of time for a pivotal scene in a bathtub. He ended up submerged for 4 years and 26 days and missed both the final days of shooting and the premiere of the movie.

I predict Young Boys will win the toss at the Wankdorf tonight

Shearer was always up to it. Shameless #NaziSalute