I like OneRepublic

listening to the new paramore

me after 4.5 beers at 10:37 pm on a Saturday: "yo matt gimme my phone I just thought of banger tweet"

for all of its faults, the emo scene is definitely one of the healthier outlets for white guys who think society is against them

me moments before not salvaging this:

as weird as my brother's descent into insanity has been, there have been some highlights

I think I'm just gonna start treating Twitter as the place where I dump my favorite screenshots bc idk where else to put them

is there a novelty Twitter account for dogs in cars bc there should be

texting the non-Christian homies 🥰

I thought my coworker was being passive aggressive and mad that I asked for clarification about something, but he just forgot to include the actual info 😭😭😭

at a church thing and the guy leading asks people what they think of when they think "manhood" and one of the guys raises his hand and say, "a neighborhood full of men"

anyways, since I was reminded again that I have Twitter, we're back to posting screenshots

Stunning behavior innit