*software update*

Please select from the following relaxation options: 1. Massage 2. Deep tissue massage 4. Cupping (ladies only) 5. Appendectomy

*reappears on alien spaceship* John! John! Can you hear me, John! *brief sleep mode* John Koenig

*wakes from sleep mode* Who are you! What do you want with me? John?! JOHN! John Koenig

*sees aliens* Oh. Hello. *beauty treatment sub routine initiated* I won't hurt you. Lie down here and let me...OH!

JOHN. Can you hear me, John?! Help me, John. WHERE ARE YOU, JOHN?! John Koenig

Oh. OH! Why yes, I CAN do manicures! Of course I will, I'd love to! You know, you have lovely proportions...

NOOOOOOOOO JOHHHHHHNN! *slow motion run at John Koenig* Victor Bergman

*stares at the large blue box which has suddenly materialised in front of her*

*stares at the woman who has just emerged* Barbara Wright

*music swells* Barbara Wright

*the box begins to vanish*

*lowers outstretched arm sadly*

*whirr*