WE DON’T NEED AN EXIT INTERVIEW!!! #mastermind

Let the rowing commence. #onlyconnect

Who looked at ‘Caius’ and said “That will be pronounced ‘Keys’”? #universitychallenge

Watts needs more self-confidence. She’s great. #universitychallenge

Oh good. We’ve got spambots posting the same tweet every five seconds. Elon Musk , sort it out, please #universitychallenge

I’m going to let you have that, given that it will have no bearing on the outcome. #universitychallenge

A whining lead singer. A songwriter who stole every idea he had. And one good album. #Oasis

Will doesn’t need woodwork skills, he needs witchcraft to save that chef! #therepairshop

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PPE? Protective equipment? Is that a subject? #universitychallenge

Hart is genuinely terrifying. #universitychallenge

PLUTO IS A REAL PLANET!!! #universitychallenge

Amol: “125 might be enough for you to come back.” Everyone else: “No it won’t.” #universitychallenge

Dear TV Licensing Thank you for the vaguely threatening letter you sent today. I have already informed you that the property in question is empty, but apparently you find it difficult to maintain these records for more than a few months. Must do better...

Excellent team name, “Too Many Cookes”. #onlyconnect

Proper pronunciation of Horned Viper. I like these teams. #onlyconnect

You cannot be from Milan and London. You lose 5 points. #universitychallenge

Top of the Pops from 1983 called and they want Bellamy back. #universitychallenge

Has anyone ever satisfactorily explained why the Oxbridge colleges get to compete individually rather than as a single“Oxford” team and a single “Cambridge” team? #universitychallenge

Now I want a burger. #jamiewhattoeat