Looking forward to a 4 night Northwest run next month!

Hey Sensaphonics, Inc. we spent a bunch of money to get in-ear sleeves for our upcoming tour and now the order has vanished and you aren't answering our calls or emails. What's going on?

Three is the magic number. Tomorrow night in Portland at Twilight with Too Bad Eugene on toor. Ninjas With Syringes bringing the local thuddy puddy. Summer it up, bitches 🤟

Juggalo Mom Lifts Car to Rescue Trapped Bottle of Faygo thehardtimes.net/music/rap/jugg…

Volume Bomb Fest block party 7 was amazing. A packed out party in 5 venues with 50 bands in 8hrs. Portland slaps. Don't let the haters decide shit for you. We have a hard working, shining city full of more love, friendship and music than anything else. Trout up 😎💙🌲

As a planet, we have been ghosted by all aliens, and I don’t blame them

Walgreens Announces Mass Store Closings After Locking Buildings Behind Glass Cases thehardtimes.net/culture/walgre…

So ya like shows do ya, sonny? Well well well we got a humdinger of a flapjack here for ya *ruffles hair* Matt Danger n franz live in the fragrant pouring presence of McMenamins Breweries Al's Den basement in downtown Troutland Oregano! Whilst thou trout? Up? Get sum

Crew approves of the acoustic show we just put on at McMenamins Breweries Al's Den. Thanks to all who made it out for all the cocktails and suds done dirt cheap. Til next time🍸🍹🍻

Trump's approval ratings have fallen into the low teens so you'd think he'd be excited about it

Fun FACT: Did you know The Beastie Boys fought for your right to party? Yes, without the Great Party Wars of the 90s we would all be speaking some version of Corpro-German office dilaect... So honor your partying forefathers by enjoying our new beastly covers. Now trouting "Time

AUTUMN IN PORTLAND… beautiful fall colors dot the west hills of #Portland as the Hawthorne Bridge sits over a calm Willamette River… #LiveOnK2 #fallcolor #AutumnVibes

Release the Epstein files.

Taking these Seattle fellas on tour. Here we fackin trout 👇

< lightly seared on the grill of reality

Tour is over. We trout thrived facebook.com/share/17pX2jsd…

No tags or licenses will be required for fishing, crabbing, clamming or angling on Nov. 28 and Nov. 29 in Oregon, whether you’re a resident or a non-resident. katu.com/news/local/its…

Holy shit this entire country is run by blackmailed pedophiles

Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups thehardtimes.net/breaking/conse…

Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions. Apple doesn't recognise unions. Amazon is anti-union. McDonald's is anti-union. Starbucks is anti-union. Google is anti-union. Walmart is anti-union. These mega businesses are not on your side.