You're in software engineering for the pay and prestige, I'm in it because of a borderline neurotic compulsion to fix every broken machine that I see, we are not the same

It's impossible to observe me without changing me, and until you do I exist everywhere all at once

Resisting the urge to reply to 100 people with "DevInfra would be a beautiful name for a girl"

I am torn between thinking "the Gen Z focus on agency is unkind and reductive" versus "good lord so many of them are phone zombies, I get it now"

Wells Fargo just sent a special notification saying "Good news! There's a new app version to install!" So, what are the odds that they discovered a vulnerability and don't want to advertise it?

The harshest truth I've learned is that there are people looking for any excuse to stop being a good person

I'm sick of the discrimination: CrossFit should be counted as a religion on government forms!

Hey it's me deep fates. I'm back. and I'm looking for 200K of my closest friends respond to join my SIMcluster. retweet to help me find my friends

They should extend a paid version of the Meals on Wheels program for helpless little tech workers who want a less extravagant option than Doordash

I'm just sitting in my apartment, practicing parts to the Offenbach Barcarolle duet on Otamatone, and now my neighbor's dog won't stop barking. It's not easy being a man of culture!

While the rest of you were distracted with politics, I brought something beautiful into this world: the Offenbach Barcarolle on Otamatone! Magnifique.

I left a glass of Charles Shaw in my fridge overnight and it came out tasting somehow better

You're only truly IN THE ZONE if you're needed to PEE for the past 45 MINUTES

Authoritarian government can be great for the economy until it isn't.

It's improving

I present to you Elon Muscovite

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

The female urge to post a great photo of her and a terrible photo of you