i feel like i definitely did not sing to dancing queen as much as i should have when i was 17 and that thought haunts me

Lol if I ever have a bf and I ever put a picture of said bf and myself kissing on my Instagram, someone please check me

I can’t believe that 4 years later we are stuck choosing between dirt and the mites that eat dirt for our presidential candidates ONCE AGAIN

I am currently on beans tiktok. What side are you on?

I crave human interaction so much there’s no way I’ll survive living on my own

This quarantine is a prison on planet bullshit in the galaxy of this sucks camel dick But still wear your mask tho ;)

Fella made a very good point here

I haven’t had a good cry in a while so I might fuck around and sob pitifully for 2 hours tonight (alcoholicly induced of course)

So I’ve had this fergie cd for like at least 12 years and I know no one listens to cds anymore but it’s been my tried and true to blast while I’m driving. Well I just found out my new car doesn’t have a cd player. To say I’m depressed is an understatement 😞

Is it hot in here or am I just watching greatest moments of Andy Samberg

So I found a 3 inch long caterpillar in my washing machine today but not until after I had already washed him with all my clothes

Showing emotions literally makes me physically ill

My new favorite response to weird dudes trying to talk to me while I’m out is just to stare at them and start blinking rapidly until they walk away😌

I’m the typa bitch that says “text me when you get home” and then forgets to look at her phone to make sure they’re safe

To the man I saw strutting around in women’s underwear downtown last night, I sincerely hope you are doing well sir

Things I’m thankful for: 1.having a roommate who is medicated for ADHD 👁👄👁 2.Having another roommate who is a bartender

It doesn’t matter how old my brother and I get, we will always fight for the front seat of the car