Reasons to leave a party in 2005: 3) wrong crowd 2) music sucks 1) not enough booze Reasons to leave in 2015: 1) phone battery is at 1%

feel good inc.

as long as the outcome is income.

Best photo bomb in The X-Files history! David Duchovny @MitchPileggi1 Barack Obama

My older brother is my hero. We don't always agree on things but I thank God for blessing me with him everyday.

L. Boogie is Everything

Not sure who's more of a troll - Diego Costa or Lord Denning. #LawStudentProblems

One does not simply get enough sleep in law school. #LawStudentProblems

How I feel after reading a Criminal Law Problem Question #LawStudentProblems

Spending your Saturday catching up on all the reading you didn't do during the week. #LawStudentProblems

Rainy days are for staying in bed listening to Frank

#Halloween Not sure if offer or invitation to trick or treat. #LawStudentProblems

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 300! #WordBrain #words

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 420! #WordBrain #words

I just solved pack Crab in WordBrain - as number 3228897 ever! #WordBrain #words

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 480! #WordBrain #words

I just solved pack Frog in WordBrain - as number 2708176 ever! #WordBrain #words

I just solved pack Penguin in WordBrain - as number 1290859 ever! #WordBrain #words

I just solved pack Rat in WordBrain - as number 959249 ever! #WordBrain #words

I’m the 1115097th person in the entire world to beat the Sheep pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words