It’s #NationalFosterCareMonth. For every retweet of this tweet, we will donate $1 – up to $10K – to the organization KidsInTheSpotlight. Even better, comedycentral will match that donation, and jim jefferies will personally match the donation as well. on.cc.com/2LAP9xM

Shout out to all the Vets and their staff keeping our pets healthy!

I'll do anything to procrastinate....watch T.V, laundry, start a twitter account. This paper sucks

Wordle 285 2/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩Crazy!

Interesting… nytimes.com/games/wordle/i…

Why do the Giants have to do this to me,,, so sad even shopping didn't make it better.

Find Fitz

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth. -Pope Leo XIV

Tian Tian, giant panda at our @nationalzoo, does #snowzilla better than all of us #blizzard2016

Millie is a momma duck!!!!!

Ducklings!!!!