i date to die together so leave me alone

I will marry a handsome, lovey dovey, clingy obsessesy, kissy hugy, touchy feely Man, y'all can keep the non-chalant ones !!

“did you eat” “yes” “what did you eat”

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

my love language is telling you a bunch of random things that happened throughout my day

alienating your female fanbase and throwing your friend and co worker under the bus over a bath water candle that was being sold without his permission is so funnysjksj

yess girl throw women under the bus that’ll really help you beat those allegations

nooo thats the guy i used to have so many reels of on my feed😭

I will marry a nice, 6ft, masculine man who is weak in the knees about me & can't breathe if I ignore his existence.

lmao even duolingo on our side

a home

Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi announce they have welcomed a baby girl through adoption.

aww