Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Bit of a health scare this morning, rang 999 and they were wonderful. But it's horrible being without her. #grief

Dozens of small children walking through Narbeth today each wearing a children in need tabard , cute! "What are they in need of?" I ask "Buddy good (fades into distance....)

As far as I can see when William becomes King we enter the Willy age.

It's snowing!

In an idle moment I wondered if Hamlet included veruccas in his count of natural shocks.

A kafka esque night, my pillow had either shrunk to miniscule proportions or I had grown exponentially. Of course the third option was that it had fallen on the floor.

I've no one to just sit and adore. #grief

Best chat up line? "I've washed me dangly bits! didn't work of course but made me chuckle.

Well, I'm a happy bunny. I carefully washed in special detergent my wool jumper, dried it on my new jumper drying gadget and put it umm somewhere. 5 months later I found it! So, that's 48 quid I don't need to spend.

I came to the conclusion that a diet of coffee and chocolate probably isn't the best one. And so, I bought a veg box and it's wonderful. I'm quite a good cook and enjoy the challenge of using it all up. Pity there's only me to eat it. My beautiful wife used to enjoy my efforts.

The woods are lovely Dark and deep But I have sausages to eat And just a bit worried about getting wet feet...

Oh to be in England Now that April's here 'Cos I live in Wales and it's bit drier over there.

Getting used to solitude. #grief

It is a curiosity, left wing politics are about large government whereas right wing are all for small government yet anarchists who advocate no government seem to favour the left. Surely they should be considered right wing.

Rejoice! I've found my chocolate stash.

Was trying to think what the Pope could have said that was so offensive to LGBTQ? The truth is really quite mundane

Inevitabilities: death; taxes and Windows updates making your computer worse.