A crystal ball gets smaller every time it's consulted, like a candy whose layers are licked away by the future

this is basically the democratic party line

"M*sk showed up and took control of the treasury without any authority to do so" I thought y'all had guns down there

all the hot fat tgirls are gone now and we have the same account names on the other one

the president enacting anti trans executive orders only to have planes fall out of the sky and a plague to break out among livestock can only mean that trans people are of divine origin. yes, trans girls are angels, do not fuck with them

Being covered in slime, or entirely composed of slime, is obviously optimal—except that it impedes the function of whiskers. However, I believe science will deliver unto us the perfect substance: whiskered slime

brianna is termed ‘reckless’ in the article because: >she wore miniskirts and makeup to school >she was anorexic and consumed pro-ana content >she watched pornography (??) >she refused her mother’s attempts to control her phone use.

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Why Is Everyone Sick All The Time? And Don’t Say It’s Because We Caught Covid. And Don’t Say It’s Because We Caught Covid A Whole Bunch Of Times.

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A better idea for JHU faculty and staff; be like this bus driver from 2020:

So you voted for someone who ran on denying medicine to trans people - to our imprisoned migrants - to trans children. You voted for someone who would deny medicine to our children and to trans people in cages, and now something inexplicably evil is happening?

hi all, I've been missing a lot of work because of health issues, and it's had me really struggling. I'm getting back to 100%, but I am pretty short this week. Any help would be super appreciated, love u 💜 paypal.me/jebelher #transcrowdfund

we're actually the only ones allowed, the younguns gotta use the ugly orange emojis

these people are like “here’s what the SCIENCE says: [the most obvious pseudoscience you’ve ever heard].” every trans woman on earth has 1 of 2 sexual motivations. u want me to believe this is established, empirically. get the fuck out! it doesn’t even have the right form!

ai not anywhere near funny enough to be my boyfriend

true. but we also look like THIS