Hear me out, Chize changed the landscape of this years Golden Stick Wiffle®️ landscape. From the announcement, to the free agency buzz, and ending with heartbreak, it was all worth it. 30 teams opening day. Wish I could be there for the full epic season. See you at the championship.

I’m willing to do just about whatever it takes to win this award this year.

I don’t like this.

For all those who said Chize is dead… 6/12 Cedar Park, TX Medium Pitch EDDIE MAR Coop FIRE ME THE FUCK UP!!! Thanks Texas Tim

Look, Danny. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

Be loud and swing a big stick! FIRE ME UP!

Might hit triple digit temps in Texas for Cedarparkwiffleball tourney. Yes, that 100% has to do with me making my debut. Can’t wait to scuff some balls up. FIRE ME UP BAY BAY!

CHIZE NEVER DIES!

Thank you for screaming CHIZE NEVER DIES all day! You’re the man Coop!!

We came in second today. 3 outs away from taking it down. Is it me or do we look like a happy family? Coop EDDIE MAR had a blast playing with you guys. Chize was lucky to have you. Thanks again Texas Tim and Cedarparkwiffleball for an awesome tourney.

Have the RPWL Longballs changed their name to Johnny Longballs yet? Pretty sure that ball still hasn’t landed that @jcosta14 hit.

Looking to own and manage (not play) a Golden Stick Wiffle®️ Yard and Mid Atlantic WIFFLE teams for the 2022 season. Let’s set the world on fire.

Ray would’ve won a championship with Chize. Havs needs to stop talking. I’m Niffman.

First at bat I watch of this tourney and this happens. Insanity. This is a Sportscenter top 10 #1 play. Barstool Sports Jared Carrabis

I’m just gonna say it, I think Ty and Norris should go their separate ways. They’ve accomplished it all. It would be epic if we got a Ty vs Norris matchup down the road.

The iconic team Way Too Beautiful recently played in Texas, and won. Listen to Adam Milstead discuss the origins of WTB and his take on playing in Cedar Park. Way Too Beautiful Adam Milsted @ian_xby The Chize Never Dies! @PunishmentWiff Can't Touch This Mark Austria nationalwiffle.podbean.com/e/holey-commut…

Congrats on ERL on signing Rob! These are the kind of moments that only WIFFMAN can create.

I’m Nifflerman!