This woman’s maintenance is $850 a month. Don’t talk to me I’m getting my money up.

New York City is not a real place

when someone asks my weekend plans now that i’m 30:

Literally gave me chills

Hate them you see

I want a new job so bad

Get you a good woman. It’ll all make sense once you have her.

She ain’t really your girl till you can use her bathroom in the dark.

A nigga drop is CRAZY

Make your interior her favorite color & chauffeur her 🥰

One thing about my damn job, you can’t plan shit boy 🙄

Amen

Sleeping naked with your woman is funny cos one moment you’re spooning, next moment you turn over & it’s cheeks to cheeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just sent my woman something & laughed at her reaction.. we’re both at work in separate places 😭

Netflix should’ve just went live on tik tok 🙄

I love watching my woman’s videos and seeing pieces of me everywhere

Someone tell my gf to plan trips with me 🥺🥺🥺—- (the gf)

Apple Music plays the same 7 songs. Just irritating