#FakeDessertFacts: Life is like a box of chocolates! Let's face it... It's more like #AmericanPie, there's always someone that wants to F**k it for you

Hmmm, thinking out loud here: #mcm and #wcw dont seem very fair, maybe change them to #MyCrushMonday or #WeCrushWednesday or start up a #tct (#TheyCrushTuesday or Thursday) that way no one is left out... Just saying #genderneutral #genderinclusive #nonbinary #nongenderspecific

Xennial - I am a product of good music, love & hardwork Generation Z - I am a product of Drunken #Tinder-Sex, #POTUS Donald J. Trump and the sweet sound of Lil Pump" Me *Nervously Swallows a massive drink of Whisky, gulping loudly* - We are f**ked!!

Almost a year since I tweeted this... where does the time go!

Is #CardiB just actually Janice from #Friends... I was just listening to her #OnFleek song and all I could think of was Janice! I pull up, like what's up, everything on fleek I do it nice, seven days a week Like oh my, oh my, (Take it away Janice) oh my God"

Face to FaceTime while sharing an avocado latte #MillennialWaysToLeaveYourLover

#WTF

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Def want this!!! 😍😍😍

I literally never make miskates

RT & follow Funko for the chance to win a Star Wars Celebration exclusive gold chrome Boba Fett Pop! #FunkoSWC

Happy F**king Thursday!! The #Weekend is upon us

Still one of my favourite #Memes of all time 😂

BREAKING: 6ix9ine reportedly testifies that Stewie Griffin is a member of the Nine Trey Bloods

Men get bullied, Men get judged, Men get called ugly, Men get called fat, Men get heartbroken, Men get used for sex, Men get hurt, Men get cheated on, Men get led on , Men are self conscious, Not just women! ❤️🙏🏻

What a view from the office this fine #SundayMorning! #UAEFlagDay #MyDubai #BurjKhalifa #dubai

Full throttle towards great local co-op ! Video in comments #ps4 #ps5 #gamepass

Love me a split screen racer, great vid from my buddy couch_c00p… give it a watch and I’ll #seeyoudownthere youtube.com/watch?v=FIVQwR…