having the time of our lives at Chili's Grill & Bar

i love texting my coworkers bc it gives me an opportunity to explore sending gifs in a way i never could with my more intimate circle of loved ones

i have a feral need for the tom cruise coconut cake this holiday season

hobbies for 2025: billiards, poker, weight lifting, stained glass, novels, phone calls, movies at home, baking, new recipes, protein, travel, puzzles, game nights

i made this at color me mine. i do not know why they had big daddy mugs but i am grateful

We’re engaged :)

it’s soooooo crazy that i used to be cool

welcome to my TED talk

my favorite scorpios 🖤

found a journal entry from 2018 about my massive crush on my now fiancée and this is why cancers shouldn’t be allowed to pack

Quitting my job and going on game shows instead

at the bottom of the big little lies stairs contemplating my life

found my high school superlatives

stop using AI

got engaged, saw some whales :)

Ring cameras are partnering with Axon (makers of police body cameras, among other police tech) to make a new feature that allows people to opt-in to police being able to live-stream everything the doorbell camera sees AND allow police to request footage directly from users

getting second-hand embarrassment over the lines other people have highlighted in my library e-book

the juice i be drinking