Ooooh, I know this one. It was Russia!

Francophone friends: would you care to advise on pronunciation... leboncoin.fr/jeux_jouets/22…

...and THAT'S why I never eat bamboo.

If I play only my #SpotifyWrapped selection end-to-end all year long, will Spotify disappear down some kind of wormhole, or will I hear music² ?

That's more like it!

...try a fucking ouija board?

Finally, recognition!

#QuizShowsInSongsOrFilms Rita, Sue and Bob's Full House

#badjokefiday During a visit to ancient Rome, I ended up in casualty. They made me better, but my arse didn't half hurt by the time they'd finished. The nurse had just given me a bloody great big suppository when the doctor came in and told her to give me IV. #LunchPun

The Sun newspaper has bought a billboard in Paris to taunt France fans ahead of tomorrow’s game vs England. Classless as ever.

Is she any relation to Sir John Gingold?

#ASongOrMovieForMountains Look through any Everest window - The Hollieshitthatsalongwaydown!

IT'S The Sun WOT WUN IT!!!

Ghost hunting is all well and good, but I hope you operate a humane catch-and-release policy!!!

Proud Mary's Boy Child by It Came Upon a Midnight Clearwater Revival #ASongOrMovieForCarols

Found a copy of #TubularBells on LP in a local charity store. Just finished side one and it appears to be 20 minutes of someone practicing scales on various instruments. Is that sacrilege or is it, in point of fact, bollocks?

#ChristmasLunchPun This Christmas I'm heading to the Arctic where I'm going stand around with no shoes on until I get frostbite, before jetting to the eastern Mediterranean. Apparently, everybody knows that Turkey and some missing toes help to make the season bright. #LunchPun

A C***, Sir, on a one-zer? A spanner or a tanner? An absolute knacker on an acker? A tosser on a washer? An expensive anachronism on a small metal disk?