This IS the show! Squid Game for production companies to win the Monopoly pitch. Call it “Do Not Pass Go” *This post was written by AI and sent from an iPhone 3GS

So weird, that’s almost the exact amount of the US tariffs enforced on Microsoft’s overseas hardware components 🫠

Happy Italian American heritage day (what it should be named)! 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 Today has nothing to do with Christopher Columbus & everything to do with one of the biggest mass lynchings on US soil. New Orleans, 1891. Look it up, then shut your fucking mouth. 🤌🏼 #ColumbusDay

They could have just signed into Xbox Live

We need to come to terms we are already the fat people from the end of Wall-E

When is Netflix releasing the third act for A House of Dynamite?

Media: Leo has a very strict no sequel policy and won’t be appearing in The Adventures of Cliff Booth Leo:

Death by truck nuts

Not a leak. That’s just me walking through Universal after 1k hours on the Oblivion remaster shadow drop. Carry on

Some of the most innovative editing I’ve seen in 20 years. The cutting/tracking with the insta 360 footage is remarkable. Never seen anything like it. Highly recommend this docu series.

Chuck Norris doesn’t die. He waits.

Ryan Murphy optioned this before it happened

You know it’s summer when Costco has bees by the soda

Finally got a chance to see #ProjectHailMary It’s a perfect movie. One of those rare films where every single piece of it services the story. Every aspect of it is masterful. I laughed. I cried. I leaned forward with intrigue. Then laughed again. Highly recommend IMAX

I don’t even know what he said because I always remember the gerbil story

Then she went on to design Trader Joe’s parking lots

Still convinced he’s Moby

It’s close but he has way bigger tits

What are we even doing?!

I remember him as the judge from My Cousin Vinny