If I had a yelp rating I would say I’m a 4.5

Woman hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses

Dis ain’t no water playboy this is motherfuckin grey goose baby

It’s weird when the hooters girls are now your age

The universes 21st birthday present to me was no hangover this morning so i can continue to celebrate properly for the rest of the day

Relationship has 12 letters but so does letsgetdrunk and I know which one I’m better at.

Georgians remember do not be alarmed if you see a big orange disk in the sky today, it’s just the sun

I think everybody should put their political differences aside and agree people who ride bicycles are terrible people

Girlfriends are good for candid shots, yet candid shots are good for tinder.

I live for Amine letting this nigga twerk in his video 😭😭😭😭

People like to say we a lot, until it’s actually time to do something. Then it turns into me

Hyped for the carter 5 being released tommorow

How gonna bitch but not even vote?

I don’t let people with stupid opinions get under my skin

Get fucked

What is this weather georgia, it rained 70” last year, now it’s January today’s the second day I’ve seen the sun all year, and I’m in a short sleeves and shorts comfortably. Get your act together georgia

I wish I had a memory bank for all the movies people told me to watch

Tissues are just the filet mignon of toilet paper

The summer used to be such a magical time full of youth and excitement, now it’s just hot and my back hurts