Reformed gangstas are some of the nicest people. #NickGuerra #reformed #gangstas #standupcomedyshow #funny #Standupcomedy #hoodmemes instagram.com/reel/CjVTpBPtF…

NEW STAND UP CLIP! Lots of self proclaimed champs... walking around... thinking they did something. Lol!! But what do I know... I'm still pure and waiting for marriage 😆 #NickGuerra #jazz #Standupcomedy #realtalk #lol instagram.com/reel/CjarDTjMY…

Real simple explanation for climate change. Lol! Enjoy! #NickGuerra #Standupcomedy #Weather #funny #justjokes #mothernature #climatechange instagram.com/reel/CjgseWXJk…

People make life to complicated. Either I f*cks with you or I don't.

Every political debate needs to start with a dance off.

You ever try to find a place to be away from people... and people be there... or even worse, follow you there.

I watched an AI version of the Super Bowl. It goes on for 53 quarters.

If you would have told me 50 years ago that Rihanna would be the halftime show at the Super Bowl, I would have said, "Yeah I know. " Because I was a psychic in my past life.

I just got abs watching this Halftime performance.

I guarantee that Rihanna doesn't care about any of our hot takes on her performance.

Valentines Day. The day of the year when any guy asking "Where the h0es at?", he's legitimately asking.

Most podcast conversations sound like rejected dialogue from Fight Club.

I need to send an important email but I'm gonna wait until tomorrow.

If dogs have such better noses than us, why do they only want to smell each others' poop and pee?

Anyone who's been to my shows know that I tell all their secrets. (And I do it all out of love!) Upcoming Shows: **BREA**, **LAS VEGAS**, **SUNNYVALE**, **DALLAS**, **SAN ANTONIO**, **FT WORTH** AND **HOUSTON**!! #NickGuerra #Nickcomic #funny #girlsecrets #Standupcomedy

BREA IMPROV - Tomorrow Night!! #Brea #NICKGUERRA #Nickcomic #Standupcomedy

Jokes are theories. And live shows are how those theories get tested. Lol! #NickGuerra #Nickcomic #standupcomedy

Well... 🤣🤣🤣

I don't know who got Eleven upset, but I got her back, homie! So don't mess around unless you want things to get stranger! #NickGuerra #NickComic #trailerpark #homie #Eleven #dont