The reason Jake Paul is so rightfully hated isn't his internet stardom or obnoxiousness. It's that, in these lopsided fights he's giving us the hope that Father Time can be defeated. He gives us an opportunity for a hero do the impossible. He's the harbinger of inevitable loss.

I set an essay ‘How does Homer use techniques of foreshadowing, retrospection, and focalisation”. One student has submitted a good essay in excellent ancient Greek. This is Jesus College Oxford, where Latin and Greek are taught in those languages.

Average hotel rate in New York City is now $417 a night Hotel industry lobbyists sure earned their pay after they got Airbnb banned 😂

Canceling a hockey game on the same day due to your facility not being ready is so wild

QuickTrip now offering food counters where you can get a fresh sausage egg/bacon egg and cheese has quickly elevated the company to being America’s best bodega. New Yorkers aren’t prepared for this and will never admit it.

I just SWATTED a coworker who circulated a meeting invite for Monday afternoon

And, so excited that our two key commercial partners Delta and Uber are teaming up. Uber->Joby->Delta here we come!

Starting this spring, Uber will be Delta’s exclusive rideshare and delivery partner in the U.S.  Earn Delta SkyMiles every time you take an Uber ride or order on Uber Eats across the country ✅ Earn miles on every UberX ride to the airport and on all premium and Uber Reserve

“We lost so much money we’ll never pay taxes again” Incredible

Multiple missed holding calls and a block in the back... The refs just gave Mahomes and the Chiefs the game.

🚨🚨THIS IS CRAZY🚨🚨 THE CLOCK HIT DOUBLE ZERO AND THE #CHIEFS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PENALIZED… INSTEAD THE REFS LET THE CLOWN RUNDOWN TO THE 2-MINUTE WARNING. LITERALLY A CLEAR DELAY OF GAME AND THE REFS DO NOT CALL IT. #BILLS GET SCREWED 🤯🤯🤯

😱😱😱😱😱 #BUFvsKC | #BillsMafia

soccer players would have been out 8-9 months

Feels like Google search has had a major decline in quality over the last few years. Every search now yields, in order: AI overview dogslop, posts from Quora ( a website I've never voluntarily wanted to see), and literal Reddit dot com posts. It's becoming unusable.

Airbnb expects $70 million economic impact in Atlanta during FIFA tournaments wsbtv.com/news/local/atl…

*Jon Jones beats his wife, takes steroids, abuses cocaine, hits a pregnant woman with his car and flees the scene Jon: wow I’m just like Jesus

I want to buy 10 of these for my back yard

I would literally rather live in Antarctica in the summer than here in Atlanta.

Conscientiousness is in freefall over the last ten years, which predicts things like: - relationship fidelity - keeping your word - showing up on time - not quitting when it gets hard The future belongs to people who can maintain basic decency