I could never abuse substances. I love substances.

Pink laces :3

Lightning McQueen is at rock bottom right now.

Is being a gay twink a requirement for applying as a chic-fil-a shift manager?

I WILL be calling protogens clankers, it’s my god damned right

Snake. Abs.

I <3 being a marketable demographic.

Alien meal.

Who all am I gonna see at #TFS ?????? #furry

It’s wild that we gotta burn down the rainforest to power an ai answering machine who’s only purpose is to listen to me yell “representative” as it has trouble understanding me.

Now that I’m older & I realized that they most likely paid for this out of pocket, this made me hate teachers more as they are criminally overpaid

TFS bound!!!

#tfs roach moment. Thankfully we got our room comped.

Walking into a room party and it’s just like 80 people arranged like this.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy consumer goods that act as surrogates for a sense of self and meaning, which is pretty dang close!

Beanie for The Dog Formally Known As Molly 🔜 ACFI

Big ol boofer reporting for duty!