Let's walk through the logic of this meme: At time t1, God exists. At time t2, reason attacks God. At time t3, God dies. The first premise is true, i.e., God exists. The second premise is false, as reason does not negate God. On the contrary, reason affirms God, e.g.,

There have been no entings for a terrible long count of years. Why is that? We lost the entwives. Oh I’m sorry. How did they die? Die? No. We lost them. And now we cannot find them. Are they at target?

Open war is upon you, would you risk it or not.

What do you fear my lady?

PO-TA-TOES!

There is no curse in entish elvish or the tongues of men for this treachery.

Never did I ever think: “Hey be careful! Don’t put your ninja turtle in ketchup!” would be a sentence I’d ever have to say and yet here we are.

The beacon of Amon Din is lit!

I am no man.

That still only counts as one!

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z: You buy a Pokémon card for $50. Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it. The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes." You: "…I didn't sell it." Government:

What about side by side with a friend?

Restore Britain has been called ‘far-right’ and ‘racist’ by the Guardian, Reform and the whole host of soapless socialists over the last few days. I cannot be clearer in our official party response. We do not care. The illegals will go. The hotels will be emptied, the HMOs

If baptism saves us explain the purpose of the cross.

China recorded fewer than 8 million new births in the last year. That’s the lowest it has ever been since records were kept in 1949 and may be as low as it was as far back as the 1730’s when Chinas population was around 150 million people or nearly 1/10 what it is today.

However much you hate the government I promise, it hates you more. This is unspeakably evil and should be reacted to accordingly.

If a $100 bill was made of metal and weighed 50 pounds and you found one lying on the ground would you still pick it up and carry it home?

If you didn’t understand what someone said just say so. Learning is a good thing. If however you don’t like* what someone said and decide to put words in their mouth because making assumptions about what they meant makes you feel superior to them, then you’re just a clown.