Lt. Col Willis: Hey, Dr. Kelloway. Funny thing happened on the way to Mars. #CapricornOne | #mars

Jamaal: He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person! #MeMyselfAndIrene

Lord Voldemort: Harry Potter, the Boy who Lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra! #DeathlyHallows

Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams harry & forget to live, #HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone

Hermione: It was cat hair I plucked off Millicent Bulstrode's robes! Look at my face! Ron: Look at your tail. #HarryPotterYear2

Dumbledore: Mysterious thing, Time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. #PrisonerOfAzkaban

Hermione: Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage & ask me before somebody else does! And not as a last resort. #GobletOfFire

Thank you, Stan Lee. #RIP #Excelsior #Spiderman #MCEU

Tony Stark: You look great, Hef. #IronMan #StanLeeRIP

Murtaugh: A minute ago you said blue! Riggs: I did? I meant red. #LethalWeapon3

Mayor Quimby: Doctor, my assistant is as flat as ever. Where are the new knockers the taxpayers paid for? #TheSimpsons

Rimmer: I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! #RedDwarf

Carolyn Burnham: Lester, you're going to spill beer on the couch. #AmericanBeauty

Dumbledore: The time's coming, Newt... when you're going to have to pick a side. #FantasticBeastsTheCrimesOfGrindelwald

Barney's Girlfriend: I would like a single plum floating in perfume & served in a man's hat. #TheSimpsons

Immortan Joe: You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome. #MadMax #FuryRoad

Marylin: Pay them. In the scheme of things it's a speeding ticket. #TheSocialNetwork | #Facebook

Jennifer: I did it for us brad, So we could be together. Like we are now. #TwistedDesire

41st POTUS: Agent Johnson, Agent Heintz... you men stand down. All right, mister, you want trouble, you're gonna get trouble. #TheSimpsons

Mark Watney: It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup​. #TheMartian