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They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free - but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer! 🍻

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So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage. They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

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And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a100% saving). The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving). The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving). The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).

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The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving). And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).  Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.

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But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, "but he got £10!"

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"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a £1 too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"  That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

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"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!" 😡 The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

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The next week the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important - they didn't have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!

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So true, should farming and farmers now refuse to take part and be complicit in the shambles of the Carbon Footprinting on farms? Is this the point we stand up and say no, no more of this charade until a proper Carbon model is developed for primary production?

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Good morning and happy Friday you lovely people! We are down at Dino’s having a lovely bit of pie n mash for breakfast today, I did get Brazilled today. So we are a bit later than usual. But we had an absolute blinder and loads of money was raised for charity!! And today we are

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🐄JOB OPPORTUNITY🐄 We are looking for enthusiastic people to join our team of milkers at Steanbow! More details below ⬇️ We look forward to hearing from you and getting you in the parlour with our lovely cows 🙂 steanbowfarms.com/join-steanbow #agjobs #somersetjobs

🐄JOB OPPORTUNITY🐄
We are looking for enthusiastic people to join our team of milkers at Steanbow! More details below ⬇️
We look forward to hearing from you and getting you in the parlour with our lovely cows 🙂
steanbowfarms.com/join-steanbow
#agjobs #somersetjobs
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🐄 Dispersal sale of our outstanding 529 Holstein Friesian dairy cattle 🐄 Friday 6th September 2024, 10am. On farm. Sale catalogues or more information can be found via Kivells Agriculture - 01392 251261 or call Mark Davis 07773371774

🐄 Dispersal sale of our outstanding 529 Holstein Friesian dairy cattle 🐄 

Friday 6th September 2024, 10am. On farm. 

Sale catalogues or more information can be found via <a href="/KivellsAgri/">Kivells Agriculture</a> - 01392 251261 or call Mark Davis 07773371774
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We’ll be having another auction on farm very soon for the huge amount of equipment, fixtures and fittings that are left on farm now the cows are gone - more details coming soon.