Still.

VAR 1: “Looks like he’s done a flying jump and kicked him in the face there.” VAR 2: “Yep, there’s blood and everything.” VAR 1: “That’s crazy. Anyway what do you reckon about this whole Kate Middleton thing?”

Stuart Dallas has announced his retirement from football. Who can ever forget that glorious period under Marcelo Bielsa when he suddenly turned into a better player than Messi, Zidane and Xavi combined?

All Coventry Aren’t We ? #MOT 💛💙

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Was fun whilst it lasted 💔

A huge thank you to JT Atkinson Builders Merchant of Kendal for the donation and supplying 2 tonne of sand to help with our on going pitch renovations. Brilliant local support 💜💙

Slow start from Utd here, clearly a hangover from them winning the FA Cup on Sunday.

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A point is no good. No longer in our hands. 1 win in 6

Breaking News! Leeds United is determined to keep Jack Harrison and make him a key player to build the team around this season!! #SAFC #SunderlandAFC #Sunderland #BlackCats

£ for £ Aaronson is the worst player I’ve ever seen play for leeds

#LUFC

All of a sudden, Leeds aren’t the laughing stock of the round 😂😂😂 #LUFC #CarabaoCup

Just hoping we don't get Grimsby... #UCLdraw

NEXT UP ⚽️ 1st team head along the A590 to face Askam United FC . Never done that well there over the years, so need a big performance this weekend. Res host Penrith Royal FC who had a good win last week, wanting to continue a good run! 💜💙 Sponsored by JT Atkinson Builders Merchant Kendal

So Leeds are in the hat and Scum are in the bin. If Carlsberg did Sundays 😂😂😂

David Moyes decided that Beto was the man to keep instead of Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Deduct Everton 10 points.

Look, say what you like about Spurs, they'll have by far the best ground in the Championship

🎶 UNITED ARE BACK! 🎶