So this is what a baby camel’s humps looks like. Chill. Very chill

😮‍💨 [derogatory]

Likes are private now so no one will know I’m a pervert Susan

Who amongst us has not stirred up some mayonnaise and flittered

me the rest of the year

I just started watching Cobra Kai with my kid YESTERDAY and now I’m on season three. Unclear when I went from thinking “oh this is okay” to thinking “I would die for these strange children”

Journalism is so important

Yesterday the Anchorage police department shot & killed a 16yo Samoan girl She was about to start her Junior year in high school in a few weeks

Her name is Easter Leafa #JusticeforEaster Correction* she is supposed to start school TOMORROW 💔💔💔

Easter Leafa turned 16 last month. She moved to Anchorage from American Samoa 5 months ago. She was about to start school but Anchorage PD killed her instead of de-escalating. These are not “just a few bad apples”. This is a rotten system that should burn down in Easter’s name.

Went to bed without my usual night jug of water

“I’m so excited for bed” - Dan at 4pm on a Sunday

Mario Kart doesn’t give a fuck about you. You’ll be in last place and get a single banana

Slipping and sliding around the public bathroom in my ice cleats. My how the turntables