bought this beautiful begonia and asparagus fern. little babies

just seen how much they took from my first paycheck and had an aneurysm

okay im dont sulking about this im a bad bitch. back to it

obviously this is just a lie, but the takeaway here for me is that the less genders you have, the more poor and authoritarian you are

im not chopped im fucken julienned bro

now watching:

it was ass

okay google, remind me to blow my shit off in half an hour

i hate having dreams

its happening this thursday :3

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my best career advice is to Always Be Schmoozing

i miss when of all a towns men would be deployed to war and die

pro tip: if u feel urself starting to think about it, immediately start listening to an album that reminds you of Her

crazy how many of yall will just find any reason to hate on twoc

"you were born a man?" no carol i was born a child, very few people are born men

would u still like me if i had big pale areolas

not now chat mommy cant take it anymore

im yours but not by name