I can read minds... Right now you are on Twitter reading this!!

I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

If you can retweet this with your bottom lip then you're a good kisser!🙅 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! NO CHEATING.

Meeste mense: "Ek is mal oor dit as my kêrel sê hy is lief vir my!" Ek: "Ek is mal oor dit as die mikrogolf vir my sê jou kos is reg."

i threw a kid in the well, don't ask me ill say he fell. I will regret this in hell but he was in my way!

ek: ek moet seker begin leer vir wetenskap.. twitter: hahaha facebook: hahaha tv: hahaha kos: hahaha

"Diep_Afrikaans♡: ek: ek moet seker begin leer vir wetenskap.. twitter: hahaha facebook: hahaha tv: hahaha kos: hahaha"@FrancelleSmit

"HIMYM Quotes: if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them"@FrancelleSmit

Sodra jou hart al gebreek was, begin jy krake in alles sien.

Cellphones have ruined the joy of throwing someone into a pool.

Because I have the best bestie ever...<3@Karries1012

You know you party hard when everyone is still sick 3 days after the party #Bainsvlei Nathan burrows Eric Wesi WiLLem vAn NiekerK EL STONEY.BEE

"@Drunkppl: RT if you need a beer or 30" Nathan burrows

"Steve Stifler: The reason why Spain is losing the game " Nathan burrows