No, they won’t.

the year is 2038 and you owe $50,000 of burrito debt to doordash but you can pay it all off by living in mr beasts minivan for 80 days

The first guy to think of Google struggling to explain it 😭😭

asking ai to perfectly replicate this picture of dwayne “the rock” johnson 101 times

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

“Daniel Jones is better than Anthony Richardson”

Jim Irsay tribute at the greatest spectacle in racing 🥺🥺🥺

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now

I wish Biden were alive to see this

This is like when Ralphie started giving Jackie Jr advice

Microsoft just laid off 9,000 workers. All of them Soham Parekh

Seeing that first slow motion deep ball training camp highlight from AR in 2025

Subway is selling footlong nachos and I just think it’s about time they wrap it up as a business.

Better late than never 😅 My bad yall, new vid is a banger as usual! youtu.be/bm0hgJcEdmc?si…