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Tweeting announcements and internal communications that happened within Nature Corporate (division of a hypothetical scientific publishing company).

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Thanks doubly to the weed pumpers who bought and sold quickly and will add to our nation's tax base $tlry $potx $grwg $ycbd $apha while also accidentally supporting my long positions in $intu $hrb given the extra tax services you noobs will need to pay for

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I will summarize Jerome Powell's statement; We will keep printing as long a necessary... Haha, my man money printer goes brrr #stocks #trading #fed #Bitcoin

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If you'll be tempted to sell your bitcoin after a 10% decline, please just sell now, go fuck yourself, and then go back to ordering your doordash tacobell. #bitcoin $btc $eth

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What a time to be alive. Stocks down. Bond yields down. Ex-US down. Bitcoin down. Euro down. Dollar is up?? Figure it out! Dollar "up" is relative. Altcoins are also up! We enter a new stage. The Fed & market manipulators cannot defeat every single crypto $ZRX $MKR $OMG $FIL $XTZ

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Buy Willamette Valley Vineyards stock, get a 25% discount on their wine! Genius business model.🍷🍷Oregon wine production is expanding. $wvvi #climatechange wvv.com/Ownership

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Stocks stink again today and crypto looks strong as fuck again today. 🤔 #stonks #bitcoin #ethereum $etc $dkng $xlm $tqqq $zrx

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We're living in a world where under exercised, over fed, under fucked & under slept humans are telling healthy people what's acceptable.