Welp my alcohol got taken away at the river but the new braunfels police gave it back .

My friend didn’t reply to her man for two weeks and told me that “you gotta give them time to miss you” and now he’s got a new girl LMFAOOOO

my friend just sent me this and i have so many questions 😭😭

I really remembered exactly where I was and exactly what I was doing when I found this out.

Friday

I HAVE A CONFESSION: I NEVER pack anything really valuable in my checked bags, but I did this time... A $60,000 rare Birkin is in one of my bags, KLM give it back please or we gonna have a problem 😇

2016 was a YEAR

me as a girlfriend

WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THEM😭😭😭😭