If I ever got married, my dream is to have Jeffster perform at it. Yes, I'm rewatching Chuck. #jeffster #chuck

my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵

Pastel freckles 🎉

Just living my best Lord of the Rings life.

I so tired. Like, tired deep down in my booooones.

I don't often dress masc, but when I do, it's still kinda femme 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I was on Tinder, this would be my profile picture.

I forgot to take my make up off before I fell asleep.

Just updated my YouPay with cash and some uber eats! Anyone wanna shout me some lunch!? youpay.me/natatree

Dancing doggo

Today's work outfit 💚

Who wants to PayPal me $50 for a Machine Gun Fellatio tee. You can choose which one.

May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times: Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay

Not me considering asking the executors of my Dads will for some money to go and see a SW for much needed cuddles. Don't know how many times I'm going to be at the base of the Blue Mountains now that my Dads passed.